Uh… how do you store YOUR tea?

Y’mean not everyone keeps them in empty pork fu containers?

Pork Fu

Holy visions

If the Virgin Mary can appear on toast, can the Flying Spaghetti Monster appear in a glass of Arizona iced green tea? And if it did, how do I manage to preserve it for 10 years till I can sell it on eBay for $28k?

Pastafarians